SuperG had a birthday. She turned six years old.
When she got off the bus after kindergarten was over, she came into the house and she was pissed!
Mom: "What's Wrong?"
SuperG: "I turned six!"
Mom: "Why does that upset you."
SuperG: "I am still in Kindergarten."
Mom: "You have to stay in Kindergarten for the whole year."
SuperG: "But MOM!! I am six NOW."
Mom: "Next year you will be in first grade."
SuperG: "But MOM!! They MADE me go to Kindergarten again today."
Mom: "Do you need a time-out?"