I have a piece of crap mountain bike and I am out of shape, so I decided to go WATCH my brother and Alan Newton race the Xterra.
I get a call from my brother:
G: "Alan needs a runner want to do it?"
Me: "I am fat. Only if he is desperate."
G: "OK"
Several minutes later, he called, but I strategically let voice mail get it.
G: "Alan needs a swimmer too. It is only 1k."
My private thought: "At least fat floats."
I guess I am doing an Xterra this weekend.
Wish me luck.
